ADDICTIONS

Everyone has their vices.  Addiction is how we celebrate them.  I invite you to indulge in your addictions here at ShiftyJohnson.com.  Invite over a couple of friends, get fucked, and have a threesome after perusing the site.  Or if you’re finally alone then take this opportunity to have a well deserved self love session.

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Feeling lucky?  I’m sure you do, which is why I was sure to include a way for all of you gamblers out there to win (or loose) some cash chasing that elusive feeling of being a winner.  Good luck asshole.

Finally, if you believe in better living through chemistry like I do then check out the pharmacy.  Get your fix.